Goodr Sorcery Spectacles (Glinda's Resting Witch Face) (Limited Edition)

Goodr Sorcery Spectacles (Glinda's Resting Witch Face)
Price: $25.00
Discontinued Online
This item is discontinued and no longer available for purchase. You may want to search our site for a similar item.

Goodr's Sorcery Spectacles are the classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Want more magic in your life? Just summon a pair of these enchanted goodrs and brace for impact (an exciting way of saying "wait for the mail"). Each pair conjures a mystical feeling with translucent frames and colorful dragonglass lenses. If the world starts to sparkle and swirl into a magnificent fantasy land, then you may need to see a doctor. These are simply polarized sunglasses that stay on your face. Oh, we're sorry, is that not MAGICAL enough for you? Ok Muggle.

THE PHRASE "RESTING WITCH FACE" IS SEXIST.
You never hear people talk about “resting wizard face.” Magical bros can stroll through fantasy lands with sour expressions and it’s totally cool. But when magical gals stop cheesing for two seconds they’re witches? Eff. That. Luckily, there’s a solution. Make your innocent smile your resting witch face. (We’ll give you a sec to pick your brains off the wall since your mind is blown.)

Includes:

  • Microfiber bag
Features: 
  • No slip coating
  • Lightweight frames to prevent bouncing
  • Polarized lenses
Specifications:
Lenses: Mirrored Reflective Lenses, Polarized UV400 Protection 
Fit: OG - For regular heads
Weight: 22g 

This product was added to our catalog on May 29, 2020