Goodr Runway Gods Sunglasses (Demeter's Farm To Table Feast) (Limited Edition)

Goodr Runway Gods Sunglasses (Demeter's Farm To Table Feast)
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Goodr's Runway sunglasses have all the performance benefits of their running shades, with the added benefit of a universally flattering, high-fashion cat-eye shape. These sunglasses are made with a special coated, lightweight frame that fits snug to eliminate bouncing and slipping (even when sweaty). Great for running laps around mortals.

"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." 

Style: Casual
Frame Color: Multi
Lens Color: -
Manufacturer Fit: Runway
Interchangeable Lenses: -
Extra Lens(es) Included: -
Polarized: Yes

This product was added to our catalog on April 15, 2022